Thank you!  I'm working on it.  Life hasn't been too funny lately...just deathly, deadly serious.  Oh...here is something I heard in the hallway last week.

One of students touched one of the boys in the hall...he looked up and said, "Stop it or I'm going to charge you with mandatory rape!"

I about died laughing because he was totally serious...so I had to ask him if he knew what mandatory meant, to which he didn't.  When I told him the definition he totally freaked out!